I need a cool last name. I've been searching sights for three days, I've played at least 25 of those quizzes that are called something like "What's your ideal last name?", I've asked friends on Facebook, I've asked fans of my facebook page, I've gone through many questions on yahoo answers, I've asked on tumblr, at school, my family, even random people on omegle (who were not very helpful), and I've even looked at lists of cat names! I really need help.
I ask of all of my friends, please try to send me, just one, cool last name. It can be the last name of a friend, coworker, the 17 year old who put your groceries into a (hopefully earth-friendly) bag, your distant cousin, your pet chicken, a character in a book you read last year, someone you met in the hallway at school, the emo kid in the corner of the math room, the giraffe in the parking lot, the nerd who lives 2 houses away from school and yet still has his parents drive him there because he's socially awkward, or even the mailman!
PLEASE JUST HELP
IM BEGGING YOU